I was riding on my horse one day
When I saw a spaceship heading my way
I squinted my eyes as it landed in front of me
It kicked up so much dust I could hardly see

The hatch blew open and out walked this being
I was so scared I thought about fleeing
Did it come in peace or here to kill?
Will it take me onboard against my will?

Meeting an alien
In the middle of the cornfield
Seeing its evil eyes
I almost lost my sackrojill

I got scared and I fell down on my knees
I got scared and I fell down on my knees

I asked it, "Who are you and what are you doing here?
Get off of my farm, because you are trespassing here."
It said, "I am a sheik from my kingdom
And I've come to give you some wisdom."

Meeting an alien
In the middle of the cornfield
Seeing his evil eyes
I almost lost my evening meal

I got angry and I aimed my gun at him
I got angry and I wanted to shoot at Tim

And then it raised its weary hand to me
And his words had me in a trance, you see
I wanted to leave but I couldn't miss a word
Because the meaning of life was what I heard.

For love alone, all flesh is grass
For love alone, all flesh is grass
For love alone, all flesh is grass
For love alone, all flesh is grass
For love alone, all flesh is grass
For love alone, all flesh is grass